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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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