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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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