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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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