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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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