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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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