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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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