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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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