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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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