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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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