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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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