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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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