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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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