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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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