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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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