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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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