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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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