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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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