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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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