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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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