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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sugar eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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