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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Minnie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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