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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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