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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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