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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Widget eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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