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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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