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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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