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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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