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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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