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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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