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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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