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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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