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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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