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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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