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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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