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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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