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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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