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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Voldemort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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