Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.