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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Spock eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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