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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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