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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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