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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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