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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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