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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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