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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯
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