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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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