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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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