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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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