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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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