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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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