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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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