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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dexter eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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